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Harry Potter wedding

REBLOGGING BECAUSE

BECUASE

JUST

SHUT UP I’M REBLOGGING IT

LOOK AT THE KEYS

AND THE TABLES

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

ANGELA I THINK WE NEED TO RE-THINK OUR WEDDING THEME???

Reblogging because Harry Potter #1

This is my dream wedding !!!

Hey Erik :p

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Holy Molly what is that? Is it a TV show???

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Wanna see the football game Borussia D. vs. Bayern, but I don’t fucking understand how to buy a ticket! I can’t speak Germany((

She’s crew and we don’t screw the crew

Asker Аноним Asks:
can you make a steve/bucky au fic rec list please? (or if you already have one link it or something idk)
justin-hill justin-hill Said:

protectbuckybarnesatallcosts:

These are all the AU fics on list 1-23

Stucky Fic Rec List #3 All AU 

Stucky Fic Rec List #5 All AU

Stucky Fic Rec List#11 All AU

Off by a Thousand Miles - 3k, T, AU,- Bucky, a Brooklyn-based cop, has his head turned by Steve Rogers, who’s just opened up a flower shop in his neighbourhood. It all goes horribly wrong when a string of murders leads to Steve being the prime suspect. STEVE OWNS A FLOWER SHOP AND HOW COULD ANYONE THINK HES CAPABLE OF MURDER OMG

So How Come I Feel So Lonely When You’re Up Getting Down - 2k, M, AU- Steve Rogers, architect, goes to a strip club under duress. He doesn’t expect to see a familiar face on stage. (Tony Stark’s resultant and incessant teasing is, however, entirely expected.) I WAS KINDA IFFY ABOUT THIS ONE BUT I LOVED IT 

Do You Remember When? - 11k, G, AU - Everything Bucky owns has been packed away in boxes, hidden away, tucked into a corner on the truck for them to take to the next house. Everything Steve’s known so well for years now. And it’s so strange to look around and see it all gone. They’ve known it’s coming for weeks now, and Steve still can’t believe it. Still can’t quite wrap his head around the fact that his best friend, the one person who means more to him than anything, is leaving. WOW, THE CUTEST THING EVER, CHILD HOOD BFF’S MEET AGAIN AND BONUS BUCKY IS LIKE ” OH NO HES HOT” 

You Ain’t Seen Nothing Like Me Yet - 1k, T, AU -  In which Steve Rogers, university lecturer and part-time eco-warrior, recovers from being shot. In which Bucky Barnes, NYPD homicide detective, comes to terms with domesticity. In which Captain America, Steve Rogers’ dog, supposes there’s room for Bucky too. OHMYGOD I NEED MORE COP!BUCKY AND CIVILIAN!STEVE IN MY LIFE

When The Sun Sets On Dark Silhouettes  - 8k, T, AU  - Bucky is taken on a mission, and Steve will go against every order to find him. CIA AU. “When you get him back, what’s the first thing you’re gonna do?” Sam asks. Steve very consciously does not think about the state Bucky will be in when—not if, never if—he comes home. “I’m gonna touch him, so I know he’s real.”   READ THIS LINE ( He breaks Steve’s heart and he makes it complete and he’s the blood that runs through Steve’s fucking veins. ) 911 I AM NOT OKAY

Listen To Your Heart (But Don’t Say Goodbye To Me) - 10k, E, AU - There is a Hades, and there is a Persephone. They’re just not the ones you’d expect. HNNNG I AM A PILE OF GOOP PLS READ THIS

The Heart Is Hard To Find - 3k, T, AU -  Steve is gorgeous, tall and blond and built like a football player. And he talks to Bucky like a real person, not some caricature to appease. The thought of him getting up makes Bucky panic slightly. “No! That’s not-” He blushes and kills time by drinking his coffee. “I’m not- I don’t know-” “It’s ok.” Steve smiles and Bucky gets the feeling he understands despite Bucky’s gibbering. “Do you want me to go?” “No, stay. Gotta start somewhere, right?”  AU WHERE BUCKY IS THE PRESIDENT’S SON AND OH NO MY POOR BBY BUCKY BUT ITS OKAY HE HAS STEVE

If This Inst a Kingdom Then I Don’t Know What Is  - 10k, E AU -  “Punk,” Bucky bites back fondly, putting a warm hand on his arm conciliatorily. He leaves his hand there a little too long for a casual gesture, and Steve’s breath seems to hitch in his throat. “Can’t leave. God, Steve. You know I’m with you. ‘Till the end of the line.” And in that moment, on that day, Steve was amazed to discover that when Bucky said “I’m with you ‘till the end of the line,” every time he called him punk and knocked him on the shoulder… what he meant was, “I love you.” And it nearly scared Steve out of his damn shirt. PRINCESS BRIDE AU HHHNG SO GOOD OH NO 

Like a Plane Crash That Never Hits The Ground - 15k, E, AU - Bucky finds himself cock blocked by Steve Rogers. Which is unfortunate, since it’s Steve’s pants he’s trying to get into. (Or the meta one where they’re making a movie about the Winter Soldier and Steve’s the Ice King.) EEEEK BUCKY IS KINDA A DICK AND STEVE IS A CUTIE AND I AM MELTING

Make One Dream Come True - 14k, T, AU-ish? -  Five times the Winter Soldier evaded capture. In which there are tuxedoes, vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred), fakeout makeouts, massive property damage, a shark pit, and Steve has an Ursula Andress moment. But mostly, in true James Bond fashion, villains are seduced to the side of goodOHMYGOD I WAS PUTTING OFF READING THIS BUT HEYOOOO

In Poison Places, We Are Anti-Venom - 1k, M, AU - "From what I gather, it pretty much works like ordering a pizza," Sharon says, completely straight-faced. Bucky is honestly not sure which one of them feels more like knocking themselves unconscious to escape this conversation. AWW IDK WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING BUT IM REALLY HAPPY?? ALSO AHHHH

Monday - 1k, E, PWP, AU -  ”I bet I could get you off before next lesson.” He murmurs and Steve has to take a breath before speaking again.”Prove it.”HIGHSCHOOL AU HNNNG CUTIES

The Sirens And The Thunder - 15k, T, AU - “Hide that,” he says, forcing the words out past every instinct. “As well as you can, all right? Before morning.” Steve stares at him blankly, like he needs a moment to work this out, then swallows once, sharply. “What’s your name?” he asks at last—asks as he stands there with the pelt in his hands. And oh, he thinks suddenly, what is his name? He can’t speak it, not with this mouth, he can’t sing it into the air like he can in the ocean. He just shakes his head; like his nakedness, it’s something he can’t explain. Steve nods, just nods, his eye swelling shut and blood drying on his shirt collar, and says “we’ll figure it out.”  (An AU where Bucky is a young selkie who is accidentally called to Steve and ends up staying around to help this poor, wretched kid not die.)  OH MY GOD THIS WAS AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL IM CRYING 

Coffee, Humanities, And The Russian Army - 9k, M, AU - History professor Bucky has a crush on the new Ethics professor, and the two of them start seeking every opportunity to flirt and tease each other, but neither is sure if the other wants something serious. Natasha and Clint take it upon themselves to ‘help’. 60% Sass, 30% Fluff, and 10% Hot Grinding. XHNHERGV IM CRYING THIS IS SO PERFECT 

The President’s Son - 38k, E, AU - Agent Steve Rogers is assigned to protect President Barnes’ son, Bucky - a troubled war veteran with a penchant for causing havoc. Bucky is a war hero but keeps veering to the path of self destruction, and Steve is sure as hell doesn’t want to get fired over this shit. His job is to protect Bucky, even from himself. THIS IS SO GOOD I NEVER WANT IT TO END 

Sorry Kid, Better Watch Your Step - 2k G, AU -  On your 18th birthday, you receive a tattoo of the first words your soul mate will ever say to you. Mostly, it turns out to be a blessing, but sometimes not so much, especially when soul mates don’t always match up. Steve knew what his would say before it even showed up. AHHHH THIS WAS SO CUTE BUT NOW IM IN SO MUCH PAIN UGH

A Song You Might Hear At A Wedding - 9k, E, AU - Steve Rogers is the good-looking lead singer of a struggling band, while James Barnes is half of a dynamic duo, on the verge of the big-time. When Stark Industries is reduced to playing at a wedding in order to raise funds and profile, Steve tells himself that this is the very last time he’s going to sleep with Bucky. (Or, the one in which Tony rants, Bruce mediates and Clint has fantastic eye-sex with the best man.) RIVALING ROCKSTARS AU SWAG SWAG SWAG THAT IS ALL

Where The Circle Ends - 30k , M , AU -  In which the world has gone to hell in a zombie apocalypse handbasket and, in the middle of it all, Steve finds the one person he never thought he’d see again. Angst and feelings (amongst other things) ensue. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU AYEEEE 

Magnetic - 2k, M, AU - The one where American-born, Russian based swimmer Bucky Barnes is Steve Roger’s number one rival for Olympic gold. In which Steve and Bucky are good friends despite the media’s attempt at rivalry beat up and Steve has a lot of feelings. SWEET OLYMPIC BABIES JUST MAKE OUT ALREADYYYYYY 

And If The World Comes To An End ( I’ll Be There To Hold Your Hand) - 4k, T, AU - Steve slowly opens his eyes only to come face to face with a frying pan. He shoots up, trying to sit upright and failing miserably and only becoming more tangled in the blankets. He looks up to find the man holding up the frying pan defensively, with a bemused expression on his face.also known as the au in which steve accidentally drunkenly climbs into Bucky’s apartment instead of his own THE MOST AMAZING CUTE THING OH MY GOD 

You Were Standing There - 14k, M, AU - Bucky accidentally breaks into the wrong house while drunk. The wrong house happens to belong to Steve Rogers.  Just READ THIS PART “You gotta know how much I want you, right?”“When you showed up on my couch that morning,” Steve says, and Bucky can feel his breath, almost touch his lips, “it took about five minutes for me to realize I was a goner.”“Got ya beat,” says Bucky.“Do you now?”“Second I opened my eyes, I knew,”   Oh MY GOD THIS WAS PERFECT 

Put Walk Among Us On And Turn It Up -  23k, M, AU - When Bucky was sixteen and drunk for the first time (on schnapps, dear god, not that he ever admits that part) he let his friend’s greaseball older brother talk him into a homemade stab-n-stick that is just… awful. He walks into the shop from the business card late at night, and a little guy in a too-big hoodie and skinny jeans looks up from the counter The Chubby!Punk!Bucky meets Tiny!TattooArtist!Steve  AU .GOOD B YE OH MY GOD YES 

Musica viva - 1k, G, AU - No es que Peggy Carter le caiga mal. AWW THIS WAS SWEET BOYBAND AU AND WORTH A SHOT IF YOU DONT MIND TRANSLATING IT (IDK HOW IT WILL READ TRANSLATED) 

Lines - 33k, E , AU - Modern day au where Steve Rogers is un-serum’d and is looking for work. When Tony and Bruce save his ass from certain-broken-nose, Steve finds himself coaxed into a world of tattoos, science, and a guy named Bucky Barnes. AWW OH MY GOSH CUTEST THING I NEED MORE 

A companion part to my gift for #deanogorman. #Hobbitcon2 #Hobbitcon2014 #Hobbit #Fili #barrels #saltcellar #gifts #Хоббиткон #Хоббит #Фили #ДинОгорман #солонка #бочонки #подарки

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Some of the gayest moments of Hobbitcon :)

and if I say gay I mean happy of course :D

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I promised to show my gift to #deanogorman. So here it is. #russia #russiantable #present #gifts #Hobbitcon2014 #Fili #AndersJohnson #Bragi #Hobbitcon2 #HandMade #batman #Iolaus #WhatWasIthinking #babushka #matreshka #Хоббит #Фили #ЭндерсДжонсон #Иолай #хэндмэйд #Хоббиткон #ПонятияНеИмеюОчемЯдумала #подарки #матрешки #ДинОгорман

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Yup! It’s my matreshka! I will post the photos of it later. ^__^

Oh honey, thank you! I forgot that werewolves have a different way of counting ages. So yeah, maybe Peter had an affair with an older married woman. Or maybe the accident was nonrandom and Peter promoted it (and then Talia stole his memory to protect Malia). And it’s a really good question about how 11 y.o. Cora travel to South America alone. Really good question.